I affectionately call Troy a "turkey". Alot. Mostly when he's being...well...a turkey.
Today he called me at work...love caller id...when he calls me at work I answer the phone and say "Dent Tricks" (the name of his business)...it always throws him off. At any rate, he said something turkeyish and I said "alright turkey". He quickly said "stop calling me that".
Note: he's asked me before to stop calling him that, but I affectionately ignored him.
I told him I could affectionately call him a dork instead.
He decided he liked turkey better.
Man, 2 posts in one day...what is this world coming to?